The Morning of January 20th at the White House

(Some of these are mine; others are gleamed from the internet) On the morning of January 20th: Biden: Can you fake being sick, so I can be president when The Badyear Blimp gets here? Obama: No. Biden: Can I superglue some of the drawers shut? Obama: No. Biden: Can I at least put whoopee cushions under the seats of the chairs? Obama: No.
Biden: Okay, but I'm going to give him a welcome gift. Obama: Oh? Biden: I'm going to give him a Samsung Note 7. Obama: Isn't that the phone that they recalled because the batteries exploded and burned the phones? Biden: That's the idea. Obama: Not a good idea. Biden: How about a fake letter from Miley Cyrus saying she wants a private meet with Trump? Obama: Joe! Biden: Can I remove the "T" from the White House keyboards? Obama (laughing): That would be funny, but no. Biden: Can I change the White House WiFi password to "PussyGrabber1946"? Obama: No. Biden: Can I paint the Mexican Flag on a wall of the Oval Office? Obama: No. (Biden opens a drawer of the Executive desk and places something inside). Obama: Joe, what did you just do? Biden: I put an envelope marked "Top Secret" in the desk. it has a fake birth certificate in it and--- Obama: Take it out of the desk, Joe.... (Trump arrives and walks towards the entrance) Biden: I heard he's a germophobe. I'm going to sneeze on him. Obama: Don't....just ....don't. (Trump arrives.) Obama: Good morning Donald. Trump: Good morning Barack, Joe. Biden: Loser says what. Trump: What? Biden: Haha, gotcha! Obama: Joe.....